Corrupt Wishes

[FFVIISephy]

Granted. It's a contrapie, and destroys all pie that comes within a 500 yard radius of you.


I wish Mabinogi had a swimming skill or something.

[mocharate]

Granted. But activating it disables all skills and attacks, which you're gonna wish you had when squid and piranha start coming after you!

I wish I could get A's on all my finals coming up @.@

[xBashx]

Granted. But activating it disables all skills and attacks, which you're gonna wish you had when squid and piranha start coming after you!

I wish I could get A's on all my finals coming up @.@

Granted but all your grades in the past and future turn to ultra F's and 0's.

I wish Alexinas economy would be like tarlachs (or whichever server is the 1 where everything is cheap)

[FFVIISephy]

Granted. It's like the US's. No one's willing to spend single gold piece on your 99% reduced price items.




I wish I was president of Erskin Bank.

[Linkolin]

Granted, but Erskin Bank has gone bankrupt. Everyone is going to the new Macha Bank, with 50% interest rates.

I wish I had less homework.

[FFVIISephy]

Granted, because you're expelled from every school in the world.

[buklauuu]

Granted, your life is now non-existent... You left it blank, what else more is there to say?

I wish I had never been rickrolled.

[FFVIISephy]

Granted. You're instead 1Cup-rolled every day, when you don't expect it. It's exactly what it sounds like.


I wish this game would end and never be necroed ever.

[Momoko18]

Granted, it only lasts for 3 months until someone comes back to post again. (omg i rediscovered this thread and its hilarious XD all my old posts make me cringe though >.>)

I wish for an iPhone >

[PvtYeza]

Granted, now you have a phone in your eye u cant see anything

I wish I wasnt soo bored atm